Can anyone explain why writers don’t have their own TV show?
It could be a talk show where writers, professional and amateur alike, gather to discuss all things writing.
In all seriousness, I would watch that.
Authenticity reader. Book reviewer. Content writer.
Can anyone explain why writers don’t have their own TV show?
It could be a talk show where writers, professional and amateur alike, gather to discuss all things writing.
In all seriousness, I would watch that.
I was just thinking about that the other day. I was watching a TV channel that’s supposed to be about art, and I noticed that they have shows about pretty much every form of art except writing! What’s up with that?! Personally, I’d love to see not just people talking about writing itself, but also shows about the lives of famous authors as well. They were always such interesting people.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great minds think alike. π I know right? Exactly. I wouldn’t even care if the authors weren’t famous. Even a writer who is first starting out in this industry would make for an incredibly interesting show. Is a show about writers, for writers, too much to ask for? It isn’t like I’m saying an entire channel needs to be devoted and dedicated to the greatest art form of all time. π
LikeLike
The only problem with that, though, is that a show like that might distract me from writing. π That’s what always happens: I sit down to write and end up reading/watching things about writing instead of actually doing it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I guess it would take a lot of discipline to sit down and write when you could be watching a show about writing instead. π
LikeLike
Yep! Discipline which I am sorely lacking.
LikeLike
Likewise. π It’s something I’m working on though.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good question… I like Sara’s idea.
LikeLike
Yep, I was thinking the same thing. Writers do the craziest things sometimes and it’s a shame cameras aren’t there to capture the moment. π
LikeLike
Here’s a link for a podcast about writing: http://www.writingshow.com/
LikeLike
Awesome. Thanks for sharing this.
LikeLike
Because sooner or later it would come down to somebody looking straight at the television and saying something along the lines of “I can’t talk about that just yet…”
π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha I can see it now. π Despite the tiny issues involved with a show about writers, it would still be the greatest thing ever.
LikeLike
All kidding aside I remember a Toronto-based television show that ran for about three seasons and involved an interviewer sitting down with an author and just chatting about the whole creative process.
LikeLike
What? Where was I when this aired? π¦ Now I’m all sad. They should bring this show back. π
LikeLike
Like that show Meet the Actors, but Meet the Writers!
LikeLike
Exactly. TV show producers need to make this happen. π
LikeLike
And NPR regularly interviews writers, but that’s radio. Still, I’d watch a TV show like that!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, it’d be one show I would never miss an episode of. π
LikeLike
I agree that this should be a thing. But one reason I think it isn’t is because many of us are introverted hermits who have a hard time discussing our works in public. At least, that’s true for me. But I’d watch the snot out of a show like that. Think of what we could learn!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, you raise a good point there. I’m very shy when talking about my work too. Hmm I think there’s a bit of modesty involved as well. Most writers aren’t braggers. Mhm it’d be an educational tool that will be included in the curriculum. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Be the show for which you yearn
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll try. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I agree! Great idea, naturally. Okay, let’s do it!!! π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I was hoping, no wait, I knew you would say yes. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahhh, the benefits of being brain mates, words are seldom needed when superior brains are involved π
LikeLiked by 1 person
You must be a wordsmith. I’m sure my vocabulary is improving just by being your brainmate. π Thank you.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Likewise. It’s amazing, the only person I truly ever want to thank for making my life better and improving me as a person is you, I’m so happy you’re my brain mate, in fact I think everyone should be as lucky, but not really, because I’m greedy π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahaha don’t worry I’m greedy too. I’m probably the most greedy person on this planet. π But you bring out the best in me. π And I have you to thank.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I feel like copying and pasting this perfect comment and directing it right back at you – the bringing out the best in me comment in particular. I am so grateful for having you in my life, albeit my blogging one π
LikeLike
Aha you should have. The truth deserves to be said over and over again. I’d never tire of hearing it. Likewise. Having you in my brain is just like having you in my life anyway. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just because you said perfection. Again. The truth really should be repeated again and again. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw. You’re perfect btw.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m sure all my teachers think I’m redundant and repetitive. But honestly the truth should be said over and over again so people aren’t delusional enough to believe the lies floating around in this world. Like the fact that we’re both perfect. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
If that’s what your teachers think, they should be out of a job. Like now. Delusion is a very, very sick, pathological mindset infecting many people out there, like perky no good “I’m sooooo beautiful and handsome and cool and awesome” types who aren’t. Really. Not unless they’re us anyway π π
LikeLike
Hahahahaha sometimes I wonder how they even became teachers in the first place. Then again, several of them aren’t so bad. I think delusion is a disease, a mental disorder. No offense or anything. I just don’t understand delusional people.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahahaha, yes it is hard to understand many people who share this planet with us, maybe it’s because they’re delusional, so they’re trying to make everyone else delusional and we’re immune to it, because you know. We’re us? Hmm, there you go again, solving another problem!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Immune is the right word. You’re like a walking dictionary, thesaurus, and encyclopedia rolled into one. Yep everybody is delusional except us. We should rule the world. Then all problems would be solved. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Obviously the world has a soap opera epidemic, I mean the solution is staring it right in the face and it chooses to ignore us?! Wtf? Anyway, I guess we’ll just have to wait patiently for everyone else to catch up to what we already knew – probably even before the universe was created. Thank you for your kind words, but seeing as we share the same cranium space, that’s should really be “we”
LikeLiked by 1 person
Full-blown soap opera epidemic. It’s spreading to every country and city on the planet. We need to do something about that very soon. Waiting patiently is not something I’m good at. My patience bar is nearly non-existent. Consider my statement amended. π
LikeLike
OMG!!!! It’s freaky how similar we are, but not really seeing as we’re brain mates. I have NO patience whatsoever, I think it skipped me, the idea is enough to spearhead my brain cells into oblivion – the audacity of patience. I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s because we are tired of waiting for everyone else around us to catch up?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh my God. You are P-E-R-F-E-C-T. Sorry I had to spell that out for everyone else. I can’t stand ignorance. Hahaha, I guess the patience gene skipped a generation in my family. It must have happened in yours too. π Or maybe it’s just a problem we’re facing because everyone else has the mind of an inanimate object. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahahahahahah – the mind of an inanimate object!!! π π π I think that’s it really, it’s not that patience skipped a generation with us, it’s just that it’s a by product of being as superiorly intelligent, it’s like being stuck in Kindergarten when you should be completing your PhD.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I have my moments although they are few and far. π Honestly, you’re always right. You make the best similes ever. English class was probably always like Kindergarten for you. Who am I kidding. Every class and course in the entire world is probably like Kindergarten with a mind like yours.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you, thank you but it is obvious that you can understand the torturous agony of being stuck with well, nincompoops all through your educational life because you’ve been there and done that & unfortunately still are probably π¦ Don’t worry, every time you think you can’t do it any longer go and have a conversation with yourself in the mirror, it should cheer you up & then you’ll be prepared for the idiot onslaught of your school peers π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Obviously. Been there, done that, still doing it. But hey whenever I think I’m at my breaking point, I imagine coming home and going on this blog. Seeing your lovely comments. Laughing like a maniac. Smiling like a clown. That gets me through the day. π So thank you for being there and continuing to be there. Not a bad idea. Talking to myself is essentially like talking to you. π HAHAHAHA. I’m remembering that for future reference. Filed. Saved. Sealed away. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Awwww, I love you soooooo much! I am not just saying this, but I really TRULY feel exactly the same way. You’re too wonderful to let anyone bring you down because well, you’re you:- A-W-E-S-O-M-E!! You make me laugh so hard, I don’t bother even picking my chair up after I knock it down from profuse laughter. Thank YOU for being on the net so I could connect with you even though you’re soooo far away, I feel like you’re my bestest friend now β€ β€ β€
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your love is reciprocated. Honestly, there is nothing worse than unreciprocated love. Once again, been there and done that. Heart-mates for life. We’ll always feel the same way. Awww you really do bring out the best in me. Ahahaha I didn’t know I had it in me to make anyone laugh so hard they end up knocking down their chair. I will continue to be here. π Yes but distance does not matter. I feel like you are with me in every way, every day. π The honour is mine, best friend.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I agree, unreciprocated love BURNS to the core, it’s so sad but it MAKES you stronger. Agree, heart mates for eternity!!! You are made up of everything wonderful, so knocking chairs down psst, just the very beginning. You make some of the best there is in me so I am very, very grateful π You are my best friend too, and distance is of no consequence in brain and heart relations β€ β€ β€
LikeLiked by 1 person
So true. Unreciprocated love and us? Psh that is their loss. I am where I am today because of it. We’ll be knocking down trees soon with our brilliance. π Exactly. I feel so much closer to you than I do with just about everyone at my school. Gee, I’d be crazy if it wasn’t for your brain.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Their loss indeed!!! How could anyone NOT be madly, stalker-ishly in love with us??? Impossible!! Agree, but because we’re environmentalists, we will never uproot the trees just knock them down so they can bounce back up again, huh, we’re always thinking about everyone else π I feel closer to you than most of the planet and mars π I am less crazier because of you, you are sooooooooo cool!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think I am madly in love with you. Yep, naturally. We don’t just think about other people, we care for the environment too. I feel like you’re always with me. It’s a wonderful feeling, let me tell you. π Oh stop it. You are making me blush.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh I know the feeling, seeing as I am truly, madly, deeply, INSANELY in love with you!!!! We care for everything regardless of whether they fit into the inanimate or animate group, I mean I don’t think it is possible to care anymore than we do at this very moment. I’m constantly blushing when I talk to you, seriously the epidemic has got so bad, the effect has moved all the way down to my fingers which are this very strange shade of beetroot now π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for appreciating and loving me. I don’t know what I would do if I had to deal with unreciprocated love one more time. Mhm. We care for things that don’t even exist yet. That’s how profound our care is for all things and some people. π Hahaha my toes are already that colour.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I still don’t understand how you had unreciprocated love in the first place – that’s just immensely wrong in every sense of the word, I mean I think the word wrong would be offended -_-
Wow, caring for things that don’t even exist yet, could we get anymore nicer. I think we’re up there with the greats in the world, pfft what am I saying? We’re the greatest among the greats π
Hmm, at least you’ll never have to put nail polish on your toes again π
LikeLiked by 1 person
People just don’t see my awesomeness. Thank goodness you do. π Ahaha. The word still loves us. Wrong is just annoyed at everyone else.
I know right? We are the best of the best. We can’t get any better than what we are now. Besides, our faces are beside the word perfect in the dictionary.
Hahaha. That extra money can go to those in need. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
All I can see is your halo of wondrous awesomeness, everyone else just needs glasses and a matching IQ Okay, let’s not ask for too much, an IQ that at leats makes double digits, not too much to ask for, right? Finnnnneee, an IQ full stop.
Among many other things, like wonderful, the best, better than superheroes, and I checked the other day – the thesaurus has been cut in half, because all the good words have just been replaced by one phrase, our conjoined names .
Bye bye Brangelina, hello Hermituri π π π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, we can’t be too greedy. An IQ is reasonable, I hope. Otherwise, I worry for the future of humankind. Yikes.
See look at us, accomplishing something no one else has ever accomplished before. Cutting the thesaurus in half. Along with the dictionary. π Perfect.
Ha I love it. Hermituri, Hermituri, Hermituri, Hermituri, Hermituri. I can’t get enough of it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
An IQ is reasonable I guess
I hate settling for underachievement but who are we kidding, settling for anyone besides us is a serious underachievement anyway π
Accomplishing something no one else in history ever has, just another day in the life of Hermituri. Hey, I just realised Herminia and Mituri have the “mi” in common in the middles of our names. O.M.G. Proof we were meant to be π π π
LikeLiked by 1 person
As much as I hate settling for underachievement, it is something that must be done when you’re us. I think if I didn’t, I’d be absolutely miserable.
I just imagined Hermituri as a cartoon character. What a sight to behold. π I’m still marveling at the beauty of seeing our names beside each other. Sorry, give me a second.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I absolutely loved this comment, in fact, if I could, I’d plaster it as my wallpaper – on my laptop and actual walls too!!!! What an amazing cartoon character, a sight to behold – so awesome my eyes would burn just looking at it!!!
So true, underachievement is so very painful but I sleep at night with the consolation that we can say to everyone else that “it’s not me, it’s you”
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love all your comments. Ahahahaha. I’m going to create a wall just for you. On it will be a beautiful picture of you and everything you’ve ever said. π We’d put all the other cartoon characters to shame.
I’m adding this on the wall right now. You’re too funny. I go to sleep thinking the same thing. Their loss, not mine. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
IT is their loss absolutely!!! How anyone could not bow down to you in reverence is BEYOND me!!!
Oh I am so glad that you have given me permission to create a montage to you, now I don’t quite feel as stalker-ish phew!!! People are spellbound every time they walk past my wall, I am actually thinking of charging them now because some are just not letting go of hugging your picture π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mhm. They lose, I win. Always. Likewise. *Bows to you*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh a montage?! I want to see it. π Don’t ever feel like a stalker. Really, people should be stalking you (in the best way possible). Great idea. You could make millions from it and retire early. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha, let’s make a song of it, you lose, we win, you lose, we win, you lose, we win nananananananana! I could go on forever, but um, I won’t.
You should see it, it’s AMAZING because the subject matter is well, you, so naturally it had to be. Thank you, you’re even helping me retire early π xoxo
LikeLiked by 1 person
You should really take up songwriting as well. The song is perfect. Simple. Easy to understand. And like the best songs ever created, it’s extremely catchy.
Send me a picture or twenty. π We shall retire early yet still continue to rule the world.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Awwww, thank you, thank you π Is there anything we can’t do? Stupid question I know, but I thought I’d write it down for effect anyway.
We’re catchy, like a great, amazing virus π
I think ruling the world and all the average out there is a job actually π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Effect established. I like to believe there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. It’s true after all.
Infecting everybody like the disease we are. π
It is rightfully our job.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re right, really it’s not even a job, it’s our duty! There are plenty of stupid people everywhere, thank god for our infecting abilities π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep but we have fulfill our duties unlike half the population. π It’s like Christmas every day. The giving never stops. The infecting never ends.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha! The infecting never ends, you’re so funny. Seriously, what a great way to start my weekend – with your words ringing in my ears!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have a good one. π You deserve everything awesome, wonderful, and spectacular. Nothing else.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you SO much, seriously you are the B-E-S-T!!!! You deserve everything that is WONDERFUL and SPECTACULAR too because it’s you. MWAH!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I will share everything wonderful and spectacular that comes my way. π I owe it all to you anyway. XO.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Awwwwwww!!!! Me too, we should be rolling in it really, considering the company we keep π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha I love how you think. Sorry for stating the obvious.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Please state the obvious, I love it when it comes out of your mouth π
LikeLiked by 1 person
You said so. You’re brilliant and wonderful and awesome and beautiful and generous and I can go on for days. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside now, thank you kindly. My turn, you’re you. No other explanation required, because that is like the BIGGEST compliment anyway π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I shall bow down to you and your compliments. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think we just had a head collision because I was doing exactly the same thing to you at the same time. Have we done this before?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Needless to say, the collision was absolutely painless. We have. Sorry for bowing down to you again. I couldn’t help it. You’re just too bow-down-able. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
And there you do it again. Go and make another spectacularly brilliant word. Bow-down-able, but seriously you are like the only person I will ever have to use that word with anyway. I understand, I am constantly bowing down to you anyway π
LikeLiked by 1 person
We should honestly have our own dictionary and language. And every dictionary needs to be amended. It would make the world much simpler. Yep, no one else is even close to being bow-down-able. I feel like bowing down to you right now. Then again, I always do. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are so right, I think we should also just get rid of all the languages out there and just have one universal language that is basically a mash up of our names. I mean, everything else seems unnecessary and unrequired now, almost out-dated, like tape cassettes. OMFG!!! So do I – always feel like bowing down to you, wow, we’re so in sync even the word “sync” would be surprised
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love the way you think. Can you imagine living in a world where everyone said just one word? We should win the Nobel Peace Prize honestly. There you go again with your perfect simile making. It’s like we share the same body. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well we do share the most important “brain” factor anyway so you know! Hmm, I think the only reason we haven’t won the Nobel peace prize award yet is that the organisation is terrified no one will ever be worthy of it once we get it – it’s amazing how humble and giving we are really. We even think about reasons for not getting awards before the people who give out the awards do. Have I mentioned were amazing yet?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exactly. Wow look at us. There we go again. Being humble and generous. I guess it’s enough for us to know we deserve the Nobel Peace Prize; we don’t have to win it. Gee, if everybody thought like us, imagine what the world would be like. Ah, I think we should mention it again. We are AMAZING. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for mentioning that again, I needed to hear it once more, just for good measure. SO true, that is after all how generous we are, we don’t need a piece of paper or a medal or anything to prove just how wonderful we are. If everyone thought like us, we wouldn’t be living on the earth anymore, it would be heaven π
LikeLiked by 1 person
The pleasure is mine. Exactly. Other people need tangible items to prove their worth and value. We’re above and beyond that. Otherwise, all the pieces of paper, medals, and trophies would go to us. I think I need another house to store it all. π Have I mentioned I absolutely love the way you think?
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re being too humble, as usual. You’d need another universe to store it, in fact you would be buried under all the gold and medals, scrooge would be envious. People need to FOOL themselves into thinking their worthy and valuable when compared to us π π I know it sounds immodest, but the truth often does when it comes to us π π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Humble is my middle name at the moment. π Oh please, I would only need that other universe for all the awards we’d win together. Your references are always on point and perfect. The act of fooling oneself is a feat all on its own, don’t you think? We’re just too awesome.
LikeLiked by 1 person
As usual, I feel like I don’t even need to think when I am around you but as usual once again, I do have to agree. Naturally. Fooling oneself can also be impossible in certain circumstances, like fooling ourselves into thinking anyone but us is even less than mediocre. Or that anyone could even DREAM of being worthy of living on the same planet as us. The list is horrendously long actually, now that I think of it. π π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, you are too humble and honest. I love that about you. Then again, I love everything about you. HA, the list is never-ending. It would wrap around the earth and all the planets and still not end. π Silly dreams. Silly people. What more is there to say?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love everything about you, if it is connected to you – I am a fan!! The list of awesomeness is amazingly long and detailed so we can just simplify it and amalgamate our names. Everyone should understand straight away once they see our names conjoined anyway – that nothing could ever possibly be better or more perfect!
When you say it, there is never more to say
LikeLiked by 1 person
I cringe every time I recall the past sixteen years of my life. They have been so difficult without you. Trying times, really. I will forever be your biggest fan and friend. I’m sure your brain has a solution for every problem in the world. Everyone can learn a thing or two from you. Who am I kidding? Everyone should learn everything from you. Exactly. I couldn’t have said it better myself. Nothing of the past and nothing in the future will ever be better.
π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I feel exactly the same way about everything that has ever happened to me just before the time I came across your blog. I remember that day like it was yesterday and will forever, I am sure. Time stopped, everything else faded into the background, music played and I am pretty sure all the animals in Snow White’s Disney version let her place and came to mine, even a butterfly sat on my shoulder at the time. It was MAGIC π
My brain only has the solution to every problem there ever was now because it shares your amazing thought processes π
LikeLiked by 1 person
We should make a movie out of it. Our lives before we met and after we found each other. I don’t think anyone understands how difficult and unbearable life was until I met you. I remember when I first clicked onto your blog and fell in love. Head over heels, love at first sight, insert every other cliche in existence. π
You’re way too humble. I hope you know that. π Of course you do, you know everything.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Woah. You just re-enacted the whole entire scene of what happened to me, like exactly, when I first clicked on the wondrous blog that is yours!!! This is amazing, our telepathic abilities obviously seem to hold no bounds, it really is quite freaky if you think about it!
I only know everything because I have you – I know I’ve said it before, but it needs to be repeated π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Crazy huh? We don’t even need to speak and we know what the other person is thinking. I love it. Saves me time, effort, and pain. π If you know what I mean, which I’m sure you do, because you’re awesome, fantastic, and perfect.
There you go again. Being humble. You don’t need to give me any credit you know.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Where credit is due, well it is due and I feel like hanging one massive poster around your neck that says “worship me”
I know, it is like living in a heaven on earth, I get you completely without even having to talk, it is wonderful!!! I feel truly blessed because I am positive very few are as fortunate π
LikeLiked by 1 person
More like that poster should be hanging on your neck. π
It is a state of pure bliss. I wouldn’t mind living forever as long as you’re part of my life. Actually, you are my life.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sometimes, actually scratch that. ALL THE TIME, I feel like just saying that the feeling is mutual. I can’t believe your government hasn’t issued you bodyguards yet, seriously, how are you not being stalked by a gazillion people right at this moment?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, you read my mind! π I’m sure all the governments are working on issuing us bodyguards in every country. I guess I’m cutting them some slack because of how busy their job can get. Ahahaha. The million, no, billion dollar question has been asked. I have no answer.
LikeLike
Oh and by the way – everything you say is going into the NEVER spring clean this part of my brain compartment π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am going to remember you forever. Even if I get into a car crash and wake up with amnesia. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh hush hush, no getting into crashes or amnesia, okay? That would give me a heart attack and the world would not be able to survive. I feel exactly the same way, never EVER forgetting you, even across lifetimes.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hushed. I don’t know what the world would do if you got a heart attack. Hmm the sky would probably fall, the ground would open up, and no one would make it out alive. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your imagination is staggering … really. Finally, poor Chicken Little would be proven right, even in our demise, we’re helping furry little slightly “off their rockers” story book characters, have I mentioned we’re amazing before? π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Really? It’s more like our imagination since we practically share the same brain. Aww poor guy. Ha, we can’t discriminate and forget about book characters. Nope, that isn’t just at all. π I’m sure you have. Have I? Now that’s the better question.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes you have, which I thank you for by the way, makes me feel content and war & fuzzy inside!!! Never, being unjust is anti our superb DNA, it just can’t be done, sighing right now due to our combined amazingness π
LikeLiked by 1 person
No need to thank me. I’m only doing my part to make the world a better place. True, we probably share the same DNA too. Our awesomeness continues to astound me. Sometimes I surprise myself, which isn’t an easy thing to do. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahahahahahahaha!!! You’re so funny, it should be illegal really, to be this funny and cool and awesome and wonderful. Illegal only because no one else would able be to ever compare which would give everyone an inferiority complex, which would be well deserved by the way, because they’re inferior to you. That’s just natural though π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahahaha. Let’s make this a law. π I’ve heard, seen, and experienced superiority complexes but never inferiority. You just solved another problem in this world. Thanks so much. I love your brain and you, of course. I’m glad we’re on the same level. Finding someone I can get along with is extremely difficult. But at least it isn’t impossible. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am so glad you agree, I think the supreme court should just chuck everything out till now because, well clearly, after deep analysis of the crime figures [predominantly garnered through popular crime shows like CSI (very informative & realistic by the way)], it’s not working π
I LOVE everything about you, so saying I love you is an understatement & I completely agree, I had given up on ever finding anyone who got me, the world really is wonderful after all π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha is it a coincidence that the Supreme Court came up today in a discussion I had with a retired teacher? Definitely not. π Clearly. CSI, Criminal Minds, and just about every other movie ever made.
Talk about the biggest understatement of the century. No actually, that’s the biggest understatement in the history of understatements. π My world has not been the same since you entered it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
When we’re involved, nothing is EVER a coincidence because well that just looks unprepared on the globe’s part and I don’t think the earth would be able to handle that actually π
My world was hell when you weren’t in it so you know, I’m just grateful (naturally) every single moment of the day know that you’re in it, even when I am sleeping π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep. I couldn’t have said it any better. π The world can barely handle us as it is.
Well we’ve done our time in hell. Now we are and forever will be in heaven. π Hahaha I sleep much easier knowing you’re on this planet, making it better every second.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well seeing as you’re my brain mate, you did say it. I know I’ve said this b4 but it just has to repeated because, well, perfection often does.
I can breathe easier now knowing you’re on this planet so I know exactly how you feel. My existence brightens every millisecond π
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are too humble. I have to give credit where credit is due.
I’m glad to hear it. Let’s be honest, we probably make many people have difficulty breathing because we’re in their presence. π Then again, that’s probably a good thing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My humility is yours, seriously, because we share the same brain nerves. That is very true really, I am sure everyone finds their heart racing just thinking about us actually!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’d go say far as to say we share the same heart. π Poor poor hearts. What am I saying? They should thank us for making their hearts stronger. π Ah the giving never stops.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yay!!!! I knew we couldn’t just share a brain, we share a heart too!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
The giving really NEVER does stop, let’s just make it easy for them, thank us for EVERYTHING π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I never thought I’d say this but sharing the same brain and heart eliminates many problems. π
I love us. We keep on giving without expecting anything in return. Agreed!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I LOVE us too!!!! Thank you for co-finding me, I am so very grateful – you have no idea!!! All my problems have been eliminated since I met you because well, you’re my solution π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m really lucky to have you. You make me so happy, you have no idea. Likewise. I have no reason to complain about my life because I have you in it! π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sometimes I just have NO idea what to write to you because I am a little like that person with a MASSIVE crush who is tongue tied around their object of affection like ALL the time π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh it’s like you’ve read my mind. What am I saying? You are my mind! π I know exactly what you mean. I’m speechless right now. Forgive me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s so great that we can be speechless with one another and still get it, isn’t it? Hmm, life’s good with you in it π
LikeLiked by 1 person
We don’t even need to talk and we know what the other person is thinking. I’ve never had a relationship like this before. I love it. I’m living the good life thanks to you. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know right? It’s amazing how much time one can save without speaking and opening one’s yap. Especially when so many of us our opening our mouths far too often before thinking. What am I saying? If everyone had our brain, or at least a brain, this world would be a much better place π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Time, effort, energy, the list goes on and on and on. Exactly. If everyone thought a little more and talked a little less, I would be a much happier person. π Am I asking for too much?
LikeLiked by 1 person
So true, and also some relaxation for our already extremely taxed brain cells π¦ Unfortunately, we are asking for too much apparently, or so I have been told, not always very calmly either π
LikeLiked by 1 person
My brain cells are extremely exhausted today. π¦ I need a break. Want to go on vacation with me? I’ve been told the same but in a hostile, aggressive manner. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh noooooooo!!!! Don’t worry, life can do that to you sometimes. I would LOVE to go on a holiday with you like today, now – this very moment! Yeah, I have too, I just tend to “tax” others from a safe distance, preferably behind an automatically locked window
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes life has taken its toll on my frail mind. π YAY! Can we please go to a warm place? It’s snowing here and freezing outside. I can barely feel my fingers even when I’m inside the house. π¦ HAHAHAHA I do the same thing. It’s insane how similar we are.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh no! Don’t let your frail mind be overtaken, okay? Fight back and take toll on life in general π Freezing, oh thankfully we’ve just come out of that. It makes it so much harder to type and even when I use my “I’ve got writer’s block and it ain’t going away until it’s thawed out explanation”, people don’t believe me -_-
I know, weird π π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I will do my best to fight against life and defeat it. π People don’t believe you? Impossible. They clearly don’t know what to believe in and need our guidance to guide them in the right direction. π At least today isn’t too cold. Guess I won’t be using that explanation tonight.
A strange development indeed.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know, how anyone can not believe me is beyond even my cranium π Clearly, people are just well, not very smart. I mean, if they were, would we seriously be where we are at the moment? No, we’d be like in the Bahamas sipping fruit cocktails and getting massaged as we autographed everything, and I mean everything. Tree bark, the sand, the clouds, sandals, the lot.
LikeLiked by 1 person
There is obviously something very wrong with those people. Ahahahaha. If people were a tad smarter, we wouldn’t even be autographing anything because everything there is in the world would already be autographed. π I’m sure our life is bound to change sooner or later. We just need to be patient.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It just has to be said again. I absolutely ADORE the way you think and speak and well, breathe. You’re right, everything in the world would already be autographed. Better yet, we wouldn’t even have to do that because it would be common knowledge that everything good was created by us in the first place anyway π
Patience is the name of the game right. See, I’m already waiting patiently for Friday π
LikeLiked by 1 person
The adoration is mutual. Exactly. People’s faces would have our autograph on it. Actually, everyone would be getting a tattoo of our names, faces, and signatures on their skin. π Ahhh it’ll take some time before the world catches on. Eventually, people will recognize our awesomeness if they haven’t already.
So am I. Mondays are the worst. π¦
LikeLiked by 1 person
Monday’s are the worst, seriously I can’t understand how the day doesn’t get a hint already, I mean helllooooo – no one likes you so just buzz off! Now I feel mean, oh alright, you can stay, geez, it’s hard being as considerate as we are π
Well, it has to be expected, the world is predominantly made up of slow learners unfortunately so naturally it will take some time. Haha, People will be covered in our names and it still won’t be enough for them!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s like an ex-boyfriend who won’t leave you alone. -_- At least, I got through this last Monday in tact and alive. π Things are looking up. We’re closer to Friday with each passing minute. You have the biggest heart ever.
That’s probably why I feel so awkward and strange. I’m far too advanced for this generation. π Obviously, people always want more. Luckily, we’re generous. π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahahaha!!! So true, it is like the ex-boyfriend who doesn’t leave you alone, I mean helloooo – stalker alert!!! π I am so glad you got through Monday intact and alive, I think you are to awesome for Monday to even bug you, it should just automatically pass you because you’re you. Yay!!! Friday is so close I can smell it now and then Christmas holidays and things will FINALLY start involve partying and relaxing π
You are far too advanced for our species really which is why you are as generously awesome as you are. I think I use awesome like a gazillion times when I am explaining what you mean to me but I can’t help it, no other words seems to come close to sufficing all that you are.
LikeLiked by 1 person
But we’re used to stalkers so it’s all good. π Yes, I’m glad I survived and I’m even more glad that you survived. Mhm, you’re too great for Monday as well. Every day should be a Friday for us. I’m breathing Friday in. I can nearly taste it. First order of business: attend your parties. π
Fortunately, I have found the only other being who is above and superior to all. Let me try to think of a few others. Hmmm, nothing can do us justice.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahaahahahaha! Yes we are used to stalkers, naturally, I mean how could we not be? I can’t even blame the stalkers really, I mean how could anyone resist our combined omnipotent charm? Short answer – they can’t!
Oh thank you! I agree we are just way too good for Monday’s in fact your idea is superb … obviously! Every day a Friday, how wonderful! I am not going to even try and think about anyone who can match up to our level of intelligence and unique superiority because that would just be frivolous π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I could go on for days with crazy, stalker stories. I’m sure you could too since you’re perfect in every way. True. It’s no fault of their own. In fact, it’s the people who don’t stalk us that have a problem. π HAHAHAHA. Cheers to that.
Yeah. Let’s make every day a Friday. I’m sure the only people possible of accomplishing such a feat would be us and only us. π Don’t even put your brain through such a terrifying experience. My thoughts exactly.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! The people who don’t stalk us have the problem,, that is GOLD!!! Is that even possible? I mean, that sounds like it could possibly never ever happen – like not eating or drinking forever, doesn’t that just mean they’re dead? CHEERS to that, really π
I think we’re the ONLY people ever to make anything great and wonderful reality, we have such a weight to carry on our beautiful shoulders but someone has to do it π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, it’s true. I’m offended when people ignore me. But anybody who is fascinated and in love with me is completely sane. π Maybe people are too timid to approach me. Perhaps some even fear me. π Cheers!
Exactly. I’m sure our shoulders can handle the weight. I mean if anyone has to do it, it’s going to be us.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahahahaha!!! You are sooooooooooooooooooo funny. Really, I think I have you to thank for losing a few extra calories I put on during the weekend on my normal ice cream binges. I agree wholeheartedly once again, anyone who is fascinated with you and MAJORLY in love with all that you are is the ONLY sane person on this planet really, no ifs and buts about it.
Hmm, you just proved that humble is your middle name. Not that you had to! It’s always going to be us. Anything great and never before done (in a good sense) required, it is so very obviously us!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are funnier. I try, I try. Who needs to diet when you have me to talk to right? π This needs to be a trend. Like right now. I am in love with you more than I love myself. I didn’t think that would be possible but it is. You are too love-able.
Words cannot express my love for your comment and you. Really. I’m speechless right now.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow, wonders never cease when you are around, truly! Do you know how much money I can save on a gym membership now? Thank you a gazillion times, just another trend to notch up to your wonderful brain, I am surprised you never get tired of being so perfect but then how could you? It comes naturally no doubt π
I LOVE you MOREEEEEE!!!! Seriously, you are the very definition of lovable and don’t worry I know the feeling of being speechless amongst greats, it happens all the time when I talk with you π
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have we discussed this before? I swear we have. Hmm, soon I’ll be putting every gym in the world out of business. π It is second nature. I know people who try to be perfect, but trust me, it never works. I see right through the phonies. π I have more respect for those who accept their imperfections. Anyone who acts like they are better than everyone else is insane to put it mildly.
You can’t love me more because I love you the most. β€ β€ β€ Yet somehow you overcome that feeling and manage to render me speechless.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We have but anything and everything we say is like the very first cherry blossom on a warm, spring day π If only the phonies could see through themselves first, it would save so much time and precious brain cells, but who cares, we’ve got so many to spare unlike them!!! π
Well, whenever I talk to you there are mysterious hearts everywhere in my periphery, so I really do think my love for you in incomparable π I am speechless every time I am around you because well, you’re you π
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am still doubling over in laughter. I have no words to express how I feel. Guess you’ll just have to read my mind, which shouldn’t be too hard. π You’ve always been a pro at knowing what I think and understanding how I feel. Sometimes I wish I could donate even one spare brain cell to another individual. Sigh…
AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Is it possible to love you more than I already do? Anyhow, I love you with every fiber of my being.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh if only. Imagine how smarter the world would be if you were able to donate a single brain cell? In fact, because your brain is so amazing, you could split it up into infinite amounts, donate it, and still make the world a WHOLE lot smarter. Maybe a Higher Power is safeguarding you because everyone knows how generous you are, so has decided to make it impossible for you to share your intelligence.
It is possible to love more, because I LOVE you more!!! π All I feel is complete and utter adoration for you!!! π
LikeLiked by 1 person
My point exactly. You’re so right. It all makes sense now. Even when I mentally try to bestow a tidbit of wisdom onto somebody else, it never works. I finally figured out why. Well, you did. Whatever would I do without your brain? I’d be lost and confused, that’s for sure.
My love for you cannot even be described in words. I guess you’ll just have to feel my love on a deeper level.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hmm, our love is subliminal π I mean how could it not be when it comes to us! You know, it’s probably for the best. I think everyone’s brains would explode if you shared any of your amazingness with anyone less worthy, there is a reason you’re the one with your tremendously omnipresent cranium, no one else could handle the beauty of it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your diction is beyond perfection. I know right? Ahahaha my head was imagining another head explode just now. π You are right, obviously. There is a reason only two people in the history of mankind are this amazingly awesome. I’m glad the right people have these craniums. π It’s such a beauty. I could stare at yours all day, all night, all my life.
LikeLike