In an ideal world, the italicized sentences would come true. The bolded ones reveal the not so perfect reality. Read at your own peril.
Generate twenty new ideas for future blog posts.
Generate zero ideas.
Write five articles at once.
Write one sentence before deleting it.
Edit nine previous drafts.
Groan because editing is too much work.
Proofread seven pieces.
Publish new post.
Not publish anything for a month.
Read everything in your Reader.
Read one word only to get distracted by some shiny new video on YouTube.
Leave a comment on the blogs you follow.
Take forever to come up with a witty remark.
Find more amazing bloggers to follow.
Cry at everyone else’s awesomeness.
Bathe in money at the end of the day.
Bathe in your own tears.