How To Avoid Writing

I don’t think you need me to tell you how to avoid writing.

But I’m going to tell you anyway.

Live a boring life. That way you have no interesting experiences.

Live a busy life. You probably do already. Busier then.

Have kids. Have more kids. You can never have too many.

Fall in love with other things. Juggling. Yodeling. Skydiving.

Fall in love with other people. Especially those who waste your time.

Maybe I’ll stop avoiding and start working now. That’s the hope anyway.

14 thoughts on “How To Avoid Writing

  1. Become a model? That can become pretty boring… pose here, pose there. Then you end up housebound with the phone ringing off the hook… try to get away and you end up swamped by people. You can’t even look out your own windows without someone pointing at you and shouting at the crowd of reporters…. I’ll never go down that road again! Much easier to be a writer. ๐Ÿ˜€


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