Writing

The Life Of A Writer


The writing life is a unique one to say the least.

Being a writer teaches you how to be patient. Especially when all your characters take one look at your outline, laugh, and do the exact opposite. I don’t outline for this reason. I’ve been burned many times.

Eventually, you lower your expectations until you no longer have any. Can’t be disappointed if you don’t set yourself up to be, am I right? Besides, the best moments are the ones you never see coming.

What do you mean you’re publishing my story? That’s impossible! You must be mistaken.

You learn to reject rejection.

You rejected me? No way! That’s your loss, not mine.

This post is already trending in the direction of a certain bad writer being in full denial.

Over time, you hone your stalking, er, observing skills. Stalking isn’t ok. But observing people is a fine skill to have in your arsenal. It’s better than watching paint dry.

Obviously, you constantly deal with things not going your way because life never goes the way you expect it to. What’s more, other human beings do a great job messing up your well-laid plans. Yes, fictional characters are people too.

There’s a beauty in being a teacher and student at the same time. After all, you become an expert at whatever you’re writing about. Hello, Google.

Sooner rather than later, you’ll get ink stains on everything. I literally mean everything. Your fingers and hands. Your legs and toes. Your wallet and bag. Your desk and bed. But you embrace them because what kind of writer doesn’t have ink on some body part at any given time?

This universe bestows upon many greats the secrets to handling hand cramps. In fact, you might even strengthen your hands so much you never feel pain ever again. When’s the last time you had a hand cramp? Surely cramps are a sign of someone who doesn’t write often.

Can you tell I was in some kind of mood while penning this post? I’m half joking. Please don’t flay me alive.

6 thoughts on “The Life Of A Writer

  1. The funny part for me has been how long I have self sabotaged myself, continuously feeding the doubt monster in the far left corner of my brain. I have only recently kicked it out for not paying back rent and am now actually producing text on the screen. Although at times it is hard to determine the difference between my beautiful (used loosely and subject to interpretation) prose and word vomit.

    I have just found you blog, and am enjoying reading through. Congratulations on sticking to it everyday for so long. Keep it up.

    Cheers!

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    1. Oh no. I hope you keep doing kicking doubt away. Of course. I can relate to how you feel. I’m sure you’re great, and will continue to get better. Happy writing.

      Aw. I’m so happy to hear that. Thanks. I plan to keep blogging.

      Wishing you all the best!

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