Throw your phone away. Toss it into the trash. Take the garbage out. Right now.
Throw your TV out the window. Watching movies isn’t the same as reading books.
Throw your sleep schedule out the door. Let’s be honest, some days you’re going to stay up until the sun rises. It’s okay. Who needs to sleep anyway? Any reader of great literature knows the answer to that rhetorical question.
Throw your computer off the roof. Laptops and tablets have to go too. Any kind of distraction is no bueno.
Throw your car off a cliff. You can’t read while you’re driving. You shouldn’t anyway. Just stay home and enjoy a novel or ten.
Throw your gaming consoles at friends. Then grab some popcorn.
Throw your work at co-workers. Less working, more reading.
Throw yourself into another country. The alternative is to throw everyone you know as far as possible.
Throw me into a cell. I hope reading my bad posts doesn’t take time away from reading good books.