Personal Reflection · Reading

Advice To Be Taken Literally And Figuratively

Turn the page.

Turn the page of the book you’re reading.

Turn the page of the book that is your life.

Even when you don’t want to. Especially when you don’t want to.

Move on right now. Start the next chapter. Turn the page already.

(This post was written for me and is directed at me.)


3 Word Advice

Eliminate all doubts.

Shed every fear.

Wield a pen.

Attack the page.

Pay your dues.

Personal Reflection

How To Make Me Like You A Little Less

I’m not even kidding. If you do all five of the below, I will like you a little less. And depending on who you are, I may like you a whole lot less.

  1. Find out where I live. Unlikely.
  2. Enter my house without my knowledge. Even more unlikely.
  3. Search for a book in perfect condition. Easy if you manage to execute step 1 and 2.
  4. Wreck it. Crease a corner. Rip a page. Bend the spine. Even easier.
  5. Celebrate as I cry. Only if you are sadistic.

The Writer’s Equivalent Of Death

Deleting entire paragraphs or pages from a manuscript.

Oh, the horror.