Personal Reflection · Writing

Things I Don’t Know Much About

Me being me, I like to think I know at least a little about everything. But I’ll admit there are some things I don’t know much about.

Football

At one point, I knew nothing about football. If you think about it, at one point, you knew literally nothing about anything in this world. But watching parts of the Super Bowl over the years has taught me enough to get by.

Cars

I don’t know what I know less about: football or cars. Maybe I’ll marry a guy that will know a lot about both. What a stereotypical comment. My bad.

Movies

Obviously, I’d be lying if I said I watch movies more often than I read books. So my movie knowledge is severely lacking. Don’t believe me? Quote any line from any movie. I won’t get the reference.

Conclusion: I wouldn’t fair too well writing an essay on any of these without doing in-depth research prior to. And no, I’ve never concluded an essay the same way I concluded this post. Perks of being a blogger. Perks of being my own boss.

Reading

Why I Dislike Movies

Why do I dislike movies?

Because books are better.

What more do I need to say?

I will love you for the rest of my life if you purchase me a book.

On the other hand…if you make me watch a movie, especially a movie based on a book, I will want to indulge my violent tendencies by gouging your eyes out.

When that happens, you won’t be able to watch movies ever again.

You have yourself to blame.