I will participate in every NaNoWriMo session and write 50,000 words easily.
I will walk into bookstores, secretly sign copies of my books, then leave with bags filled with notebooks.
I will attend writing conferences, meet many writers, write with them, etc.
I will host bookish giveaways on my blogs for the best followers in the world.
I will be part of a group full of other writers where we talk about our work at any hour of the night.