Why You Should Never Anger A Writer

Writers will kill you in a story. Beforehand, you’re already dead to them. Afterwards, you’re even more dead. First, you’re going to suffer. So you should have behaved better.

They are passive aggressive creatures. Brace yourself.

Writers have the memory of an elephant. They remember everything, right? You might forget, yet the writer hasn’t.

They come up with brilliant plans. Of course, they execute them too. You’ll never know what hit you until it hits you.

Writers fight back. Hard.

They know a lot of people. If you mess with one, you mess with an entire village.

Writers use your antics as inspiration. They will publish that story and make millions.

They are patient enough to watch karma come full circle. They’ll grab some popcorn and enjoy themselves with until the show begins.

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