Also known as
stalking…observing people. Silly me.
Whether you like it or not, you can’t make excuses, be lazy or avoid flexing your muscle(s) and training your mind.
Now now I know what you’re thinking. You already have an IQ of 150. Still it never hurts to crack open a book once in a while.
Speaking of books, you get to lug around a heavy 1,000 page textbook. And of course you can read that if you ever get bored of good ol’ fictional stories.
Going to school has taught me one handy-dandy, life-saving skill. Yes, that’s right, it’s called lying. More importantly, I’ve learned how to lie and not get caught. If that isn’t useful, then I don’t know what is.
There you have it. Some of the writing-related advantages about going back to school. Except for the latter one.
Don’t take this post too seriously. I am doing everything in my power to preserve my sanity before school begins.